So there's a knock on my door the other day and when I open it,
there stands the stunning EMILY PROCTER. "Come in, sit down,
make yourself at home" I say to her. Well blow me down with a twirly
straw, she did. I like my guests to be comfortable, but Emily is taking
me at my word just a tad too literally, as you can see from the above
photograph. (And she eats like a horse, let me tell you.)
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I liked her as the ordnance expert on CSI: Miami.
But, looking at this photo, I'm admiring her other qualities besides her ability to examine the rifling marks on bullets.
Three words sum her up perfectly, TC: A - total - darling!
Next you'll be telling us that you'd been out having a coupe of drinks, got home late, and was ready for bed when suddenly there was this tap, tap, tap on the bloody window...
Well, once upon a time I might have told you a tale like that, but - nevermore!
(Originally posted 10 December 2016 at 11:55.)
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