Thursday, 1 September 2016

(BOND) BABE OF THE DAY - SHIRLEY EATON...



I've never been so insulted!  SHIRLEY
EATON asked me to drop my kecks and then
whipped out binoculars to examine the 'goods'.
Okay,  so I was standing quite a distance away
at the time, but it hardly inspires confidence
in a man, even one whose middle name is
'whopper'.  ('Cos I do like a burger.)

4 comments:

Colin Jones said...

My father gave me a pair of binoculars for Christmas in 1984 but in the early '90s I sold them for £20 which is something I've always regretted doing. I've never owned any binoculars since.

Kid said...

Could you buy them back, CJ? My parents gave our old sideboard to a relative while I was living down in Southsea for a few months, but I bought it back from him 12 years later. (I'm looking at it now.) Or if you've still got anything you bought with the £20, view it as a sort of present from your father.

Phil S said...

I have a nice pair. Of binoculars.

Kid said...

Shirley has a nicer pair - not necessarily of binoculars.

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